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Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Nunya
Nunya Who? 
Nunya business. 

Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Olive 
Who? 
Olive you (I love you) 

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Yah
Yah Who? (Turn out lights) 
Hey! Who turned of the lights? 

Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Ben 
Ben Who? 
Ben Dover 

Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Justin 
Who? 
Justin time to give ya another joke!! 

Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Percy 
Who? 
Precisely!

Knock
Who's There? 
Imago.
Who? "
Well, i guess Imago ahead and tell you." 


Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Judo. 
Who? 
"What, Judo know ?" 

Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Kook 
Kook Who? 
You know, you have a real future in Swiss clocks

Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Tail 
tail Who? 
Tail all your friends this joke 

Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Owl 
owl Who? 
Owl you know unless you open the door 


Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Otto 
Otto Who? 
Otto know i can't remember 

Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Jesus 
Jesus Who? 
How many do you know? 

Knock Knock
Who's There? 
It's Tom Thumb 
Who? 
It'th time thumbbody opened thith door! 

Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Archibald 
Archibald Who? 
Archibald on top of your head!

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