Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!
Q: What is a dog's favorite Easter terat?
A: Jelly bones!
Q: What has big ears, brings Easter terats, and goes hippity-boom, hippity-boom?
A: The Easter Elephant.
Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!
Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: You need an eggsplanation!
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan?
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A: Colored scrambled eggs!
Q: Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?
A: He wanted them to lay colored eggs!
Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: 'Heard any good yolks lately!'
Q: What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
A: The Easter Barney!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
A: He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
A: The Oyster Bunny!
Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
A: One to three for breaking and entering.
Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?
A: It's pretty hard to swallow!
Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A: It's a tender tail!
Q: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A: His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Q: Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
Q: What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
A: One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he was eggo-centric!
Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: It has four rabbits' feet
Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A: A bunion
Q: What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A: Join the Hare Force.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: Egghead!
Q: What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A: A hare-net.
Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for three hours!
Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A: Cheer up!
Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny.
Q: How do you post a bunny?
A: Hare mail
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