Signboards

• Over an antique shop: "Remains to be seen."

• In a butcher shop window: "Never a bum steer."

• On a diaper service truck: "Rock a dry baby."

• On a junkyard fence: "Edifice wrecks."

• At a lumberyard: "Come see, come saw."

• On a plumber's truck: "A flush beats a full house."

• Over the psychiatrist's couch: "I shrink, therefore I am."

• At Spooner's Tailor Shoppe: "It's our measure to pleat you!"

• At the tire store: "We skid you not!"