Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Dont cry I'm just a trick or treater!
Today's Halloween Specials:
Ghoulash, scream beans, scalped potatoes, and Mummy's
tomb-make booberry pie with I scream.
The door bell, rings, and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying, "Trick or Treat!"
The man asks the kids what he's dressed up like for Halloween. The kid says, "I'm an IRS agent." Then he takes
28% of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say Thank You.
Why are black cats such good singers ?
They're very mewsical !
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When your a mouse !
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas ?
Santa Claws !
How do you get milk from a witches cat ?
Steal her saucer !
What do witches cats like for breakfast ?
Mice krispies !
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary ?
A peeping tom !
What is an octopus ?
An eight sided cat !
Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick ?
A catastrophe !
Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies ?
She wanted to put some money in the kitty !
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he
hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the
source.
He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a
headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes
that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward!
Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with
him.
By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This
time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being
played backward.
Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with
the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert
notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which
they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the
grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played
backward.
Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the
crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music.
"Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's
just decomposing!"
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