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Mother's Day Quotes
  • Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. - Mildred B. Vermont
  • When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom! - Laurie Anderson
  • Look in those eyes... Listen to that dear voice... Notice the feeling of even a single touch that is bestowed upon you by that gentle hand ! Make much of it while yet you have that most precious of all gifts. Read the unfathomable love of those eyes; the anxiety of that tone and look, however slight is your pain. In after life you may have friends, fonds, dears, but never you will have again the inexpressible love & gentleness levished upon you which none but a mother bestows. - Macaulay
  • I hope they're still making women like my momma. She always told me to do the right thing. She always told me to have pride in myself; she said a good name is better than money. - Joe Louis
  • A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. - Tenneva Jordan
  • The best medicine in the world is a mother's kiss. - Anonymous
  • My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain
  • Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love. - Stevie Wonder
  • You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool Mom. - Unknown
  • You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. - Homer Simpson
  • All I am I owe to my mother. - George Washington
  • The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world. - W.R. Wallace
  • God could not be everywhere and therefore He made mothers. - Jewish Proverb
  • To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
  • God sees us through our Mothers' eyes and rewards us for our virtues. - Ganeshan Venkatarman
  • Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot.
  • Mother is the name of God in the lips and hearts of children. - William Makepeace Thackeray
  • A mother is she who can take the place of all others. - Cardinal Mermillod
  • Mother is the bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries. - Unknown
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