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Q. What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese


Q. Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A. It was learning a new language!


Q. What streets do ghosts haunt?
A. Dead ends!


Q. What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A. The Space bar!


Q. What exam do young witches have to pass?
A. A spell-ing test!


Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?
A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!


Q. Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
A. Because you dribble on the floor!

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